In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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