Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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