Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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