If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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