whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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