We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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