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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Your cock deserves a montage
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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