I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i think my mom watched the whole time
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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