sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
