Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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