Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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