like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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