well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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