the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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