Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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