Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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