Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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