my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Everything about him screamed your future.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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