lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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