All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So vagazzling was a success
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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