I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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