Dude my mom stole all your condoms
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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