Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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