Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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