I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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