The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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