i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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