just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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