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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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