No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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