We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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