David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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