Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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