Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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