literally had 100 drinks last night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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