We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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