Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
