somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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