arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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