Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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