You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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