is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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