My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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