Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
wat bout pragnant strippers??
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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