I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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