walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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