Don't you send me to vm
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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