people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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