and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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