Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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