yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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