so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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