so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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