My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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