get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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