ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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