THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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